I had a never-before moment recently. A Britney Spears quote on relationships was cast my way with undeserving profundity. My retort was a startled, “did you just quote Britney?”. I wondered if anyone kept track of Britney quotes. So I googled it up, and found this on brainyquote.com. Here’s one I like:

The cool thing about being famous is traveling. I have always wanted to travel across seas, like to Canada and stuff.

And this one:

I did not have implants, I just had a growth spurt.

I await a victim on whom I can inflict a Britney quote. Muhahaha…